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ogunstate
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Posted: 11/21/2007 2:28:00 AM

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RE: AFRICAN WOMEN
Mom comes to visit her son Emeka for dinner. Emeka lives with a female
roommate by the name Ada. During the course of the meal, his mother
couldn't help but notice how pretty Emeka's roommate was. She had long
been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made
her more curious. Over the course of the evening, while watching the two
interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Emeka and his
roommate than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, Emeka volunteered,
"I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Ada and I are just
roommates."

About a week later, Ada came to Emeka saying, "Ever since your mother
came to dinner, I've been unable to find the Gari. You don't suppose she
took it, do you? Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, just to be sure"
said Emeka. So he sat down and wrote: "Dear Mother, I'm not saying that
you did take the bag of Gari from my house, and I'm not saying that you
did not take the Gari. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever
since you were here for dinner. Do you know what became of the Gari? Love,
Emeka."
Several days later, Emeka received an email from his Mother, which read:
"My dear Son, I'm not saying that you do sleep with Ada, and I'm not
saying that you do not sleep with Ada. But the fact remains that if she
had been sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the bag of Gari
under her pillow by now !!!! Love, Mum."

Moral of the Story..... Don't lie to an elderly woman...especially if she
is .... African!



ogunstate
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Posted: 11/21/2007 7:21:00 AM

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RE: AFRICAN WOMEN
so to all my brothers in d house... lets call a spade a spade... especially my guy ..Ketu,Otunba 30deg, london, Ahanna, Gary e.t.c.....

poisonivy
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Posted: 11/22/2007 12:00:00 AM

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Good one Big Smile thumbs up

omo_ketu
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Posted: 11/22/2007 3:46:00 AM

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RE: AFRICAN WOMEN
Big Smile Big Smile

triple225
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Posted: 11/23/2007 4:12:00 AM

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ketu,.. u see say .O'gun state say u be him brother....som people wan win u to dia side...incse of fire alarm...!!!! Cool

ogunstate
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Posted: 11/23/2007 6:59:00 AM

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tripple225... what are u insuiating?....

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