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Posted: 7/11/2007 10:18:00 PM

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RE: You Know You Are Single When...?
You know you are single when...?

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Posted: 7/11/2007 11:04:00 PM

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1. You think "Mr. Right" will be at every party, church and grocery store

2. You wear make up to run to provision store because "Mr. Right" might be there

3. You eat out of plastic cups, use plastic utensils & drink from plastic cups

4. You eat out more than 3 times a week

5. You bum rush the bouquet toss at every wedding or the bride hands only YOU the bouquet

6. You cry when you hear "Endless Love" on the Radio

7. You cry when you watch Bridezillas because you can't believe these women don't appreciate the Art Of The Wedding Planning!

8. You have a current subscription to Today's Bride magazine

9. You have an autograph copy of The Knot

10. You already have your guest list planned, colors selected and a list of all the best wedding planners in your town

obi
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Posted: 7/11/2007 11:08:00 PM

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1. You avoid all family functions like the plague

2. You join your first name and the last name of every date

3. You belong to every dating website known to man kind

4. You TIVO Dr. Phi, Oprah, Dr. Ablow

5. People just drop of their kids for babysitting without asking if you are free

obi
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Posted: 7/11/2007 11:10:00 PM

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Big Smile Big Smile
....Five minutes is all you need to scope all the guys at a party and you can tell the ones who are taken, the ones who are jokers and the ones who have potential.

You attend a party and deliberately try not to scope.

You see a guy approaching you and you have to feign disinterest.

You know the hall you'll be using for your wedding.

Your friends' kids call you 'aunty'.

****You have been chief bridesmaid more than five times.

'Mo gbo, mo branch' is your personal motto.

Family members always know someone's son who is suitable.

Whenever people refer to you as Mrs, you are quick to correct them by saying it's miss and not mrs.

You become more of an 'independent black woman' as the years go by.

***You are an expert at tying 'gele'.
Big Smile Big Smile

xhuckkx
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Posted: 7/12/2007 5:44:00 AM

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RE: You Know You Are Single When...?
obinna...i agree with you for that igele point.


guy--

...all the eatries in town know your order without asking.
...the office sends you on the most difficult trips

chic---
...you recieve calls from tom, xhuckkx and dick after midnight
...you over pamper your body....

both---

...when you know where evrything is in the house even in the dark

akpeno
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Posted: 7/12/2007 9:47:00 AM

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LOL @Obi

"Five minutes is all you need to scope all the guys at a party and you can tell the ones who are taken, the ones who are jokers and the ones who have potential."

That is so TRUE!

xhuckkx
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Posted: 7/12/2007 10:05:00 AM

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@akpy,

how do you diffrenciate these guys....is there somthing that makes you know who is who...for the party??

am asking cos you concur with the point.

30_degree
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Posted: 7/12/2007 11:41:00 AM

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Your fridge is filled with TV dinner.

akpeno
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Posted: 7/12/2007 1:57:00 PM

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@xxchukx "Experience is the best teacher"

Girls just know these things after a few years in the single arena Big Smile

obi
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Posted: 7/12/2007 2:56:00 PM

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When you scream and speak in tongues anytime you hear TP's 'Hold me in your arms playing'.

You have a standing reservation at the male strip joint Or the guys from Chippendale call you when they come to town.

You have signed on for a Bridal Registry in anticipation of a husband

When your married friends' moms pray for you whenever they see you.

When your younger sisters talk about the colors they'll like for their wedding themes!

When you're quick to tell a guy 'look, i'm not the marrying type'. its usually a diguise just so you dont scare him!

When on your birthday your mom prays thus, 'next year you shall celebrate in your husband's house!!'

When your best friend calls you up for a nice recipe for her sixth-year wedding anniversary.

When you are no longer asked to be a bridesmaid....nobody wants to upset you by asking!

When your father welcomes the neighborhood clown with an embrace even though the stupid fella came to return a movie he borrowed.

When every 'hi' from a guy sends you into daydreams of wedding gowns and suits.

When your mother encourages you to 'drees up' to the market. you never know!

When you begin to tell yourself that all your exes may not have been so bad afterall. more so if they ARE all married.

When your younger brother's kids call you 'big mummy'!

xhuckkx
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Posted: 7/13/2007 4:06:00 AM

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"When your father welcomes the neighborhood clown with an embrace even though the stupid fella came to return a movie he borrowed".
Big Smile Big Smile

xhuckkx
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Posted: 7/13/2007 4:19:00 AM

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RE: You Know You Are Single When...?
...people give you "is that him/her" wink...so as to put in a few good words about you.


@Akpy....experience hmm!
if i may ask...what can you say about the guys in the house. i know its different cos you cant see them physicaly...like in the parties, but as an experienced chic just give it a try.

obi
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Posted: 7/13/2007 4:58:00 AM

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@xhukks, you want to know whether your name pops up in Akpeno's subconcious mind or do you want Akpeno to acquaint her heart towards you....
I'd rather see the chronicles of single and searching men starting from day one.

obi
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Posted: 7/13/2007 5:25:00 AM

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Single Guys:
You know you are single when you only have TV dinners in your fridge.

Your mother calls you late at night.

You give out your phone number to any babe that cared to look at it.

You are always on time for booty calls.

You sit and holla at women from your balcony

You have three shirts, two trousers and one shoe for work,party and church.

You sit in the female section in the church.

You waste one hr talking to a sister after church

Your mother is alwyas putting you in the family's prayer request at the altar.

You help mama Bose to close her bar every night.

Kids in the neighbourhood call you 'big bros'.

You alwys have change in your pocket and your bank account is always filled with money.



akpeno
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Posted: 7/13/2007 11:02:00 AM

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@xxchukx.....

You dey ask me to qualify people wen I never see before?
People who even their names are not their real names?
People who for all we know are acting (Playing someone totally different from who they actually are)?

Ahhh!! This na set up!

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