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Posted: 7/6/2007 12:37:00 AM

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RE: Sex Toys
....Sex Toys.

Yesterday, I went to my cousin's barbeque. She was upset because her mother, who came out of town to stay with her for two weeks, was to nosey.

I asked her, "What happened?"

My cousin said, "While I was at work, mummy decided to clean up my room and she found my stash of sex toys and a porno movie."

I said, "Why didn't you hide it better, stupid?" "You must know Naija mummys."

My cousin said, "I know, i just didn't expect her to go into my room to clean."

I, laughing really hard, said, "What did she tell you?"

My cousin said, "Mummy confronted me the next day and asked me what I was doing with porno movies." "I told her that my boyfriend told me to buy them." "We watch it together."

"Mummy told me that no man will respect a woman who watches porno with him." "How do you expect him to marry you?!"

"It is very irresponsible for any woman to engage in this type of activity with any man?"

"You don't want to look like an irresponsible woman!"



Question(From Naija perspective) : Is my cousin's mom right? Do men look down on women who watch porno?

Is it irresponsible for a woman to engage in such activities with her boyfriend?

obi
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Posted: 7/6/2007 2:07:00 AM

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Deja vu!

That's what mothers are for: to snoop!

Besides, does this not sound like what Adam would say: "my boyfriend told me to buy them?" Yeah, blame it on the poor guy who was not around to defend himself. Geez, lady, that excuse is so in-the-beginning!....

Thats why i love lavinchy's mom, she wouldnt snoop because she already knows that she will even find a male 'lumber jack' screwed under her mattress.

xhuckkx
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Posted: 7/6/2007 5:09:00 AM

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RE: Sex Toys
hmm Expressionless

obi
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Posted: 7/6/2007 2:54:00 PM

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are you surprised xhucks? Do you have dildo's too? I cant imagine any asorock woman that will summon courage to buy them unless it's online.

garywoghiren
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Posted: 7/6/2007 3:16:00 PM

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Ninja girls know all about sex toys. They started with bananna, cucumba, touch light, candle stick and all. They like to pretend, act naive with innocent face.

I bet you they won't comment on this.

obi
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Posted: 7/6/2007 4:30:00 PM

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laughter wan kill me here.
@Gary, you be complete craze man.. are you sayimg our girls are liars? Big Smile
@the banana and cucumber thumbs up thumbs up thumbs up thumbs up

@Akpeno/lav/ivy/iyabo/nky/tontixy...what saith thee? Are you familiar with the banana and cucmber or even carrot?

30_degree
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Posted: 7/6/2007 4:57:00 PM

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@gary, you dey surprise say dem disappear? all of dem gettam for house now.
Ivy has a 14 inch sledge hammer with 'hairless' chest under her pillow for early morning sexual exercise.
All those ones wey dey buy carbohydrate filled banana all the time in the name of fruits when apple and oranges dey, fear dem. It's all those akpi(I mean scorpion and not akpeno) women here.

garywoghiren
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Posted: 7/6/2007 10:53:00 PM

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"Sledge Hammer, Carrot" Obi and 30, you guys are killing me. Both of you are completely out of control.

I wonder where all the girls go? Helloooooooooooooo? Anybody home ?????

iyabo
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Posted: 7/7/2007 2:27:00 PM

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you are all not serious.
foolish jobless men.
By the way 30 where is my allowance
I wan go market.

garywoghiren
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Posted: 7/7/2007 7:58:00 PM

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Obi, thank you O! Thank you very much!
Now, I can never look at carrot the same way again when I go to Nigeria. You don finnish carrot for me.

Kai!!

obi
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Posted: 7/8/2007 5:38:00 AM

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@gary, chop your carrot dey go jare. i just want to let you know that it has different functions for different buyers. The big long ones sells fast.

iyabo
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Posted: 7/8/2007 9:45:00 AM

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abeg who get omo ..mek unna come wash this obi mind o
na so so dirty tings dey go tru im mind.
Bush man

iyabo
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Posted: 7/8/2007 9:45:00 AM

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abeg who get omo ..mek unna come wash this obi mind o
na so so dirty tings dey go tru im mind.
Bush man

xhuckkx
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Posted: 7/8/2007 3:18:00 PM

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me, i no dey suprise o....i just dey recollect the first time i see woman with coke bottle for her toto....that is...coke bottle got stucked in her tinini.

una no go blame them....when accumu holo woman what else you expect her to do.

una wey dey ask where all the women go hide....this kan thing no need to ask question....i believe its common and natural amoung chics these days....them say cos guys cant be trusted as regards aids and bla bla bla bla.

30_degree
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Posted: 7/8/2007 4:24:00 PM

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my question be this: how come all you guys know about this carrot/coke bottle/bananna/chewing stick but the women never hearam before? i am sure Nky4stars is confused here.

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