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ahanna
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Posted: 1/17/2007 4:41:00 AM

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RE: LAST GIRL STANDING.......
All this Virgin talk has reminded me of another Naija movie i saw, where a group of friends had a N1000 bet if a guy called 2 face will add the last virgin in a Lagos estate to his conquests.....So i am opening a book on which of Aso guys will add our last Aso Virgin (Sandy)to his conquests......

I remember in 2005, a guy complained that one aso guy was stealing his sweet heart...... it shows what Aso guys can do....

The person who claims the prize of adding Sandy to his conquest must provide visual proof, even video or audio to be verified by a nearest asorocker.

Now you can all place bets, the odds are as follows:

Daddy - even money favourite, i.e, if u place N1, u will only get back N2.-----becos d 2 say dem be virgin, we may have to send in delegates to advise..(I nominate ebak n Lavinchy.. any other nominees)

Chunkie - 2/1, so your N1 will get u N3

30 secs - 5/1, sandy has been secretly eyeing 30 hoping to snatch him away from Iyabo.

Ciro - 7/1, Sandy likes his banging talk

Oxman - 10/1, virgins like bad bois, but he has been missing.

LondonFinest - 12/1, could be him, cos of his silky lyrics and yankee babes love londoners accents.

Ketu - 30/1, no chance, Sandy is not freaky enough for him

Tino_ogs, 50/1, only prefers Ashawo gals?????

Screwface, 75/1, no chance, only prefers experience.

Triple, - no book on him, he is a dark horse

Geeees - no book, sly n cunning, who knows.

Arinze - no chance, has reputation to maintain.

Warriboi, - N125/1, dont think Sandy would appeal to him

Ebak - N150/1, no chance, Sandy is not one of his parishioners.

Obi, - N300/1, no chance, still recovering from Lavinchy's deception.

Onwa, N500/1, though a big outsider, Sandy is determined to test his loyalty before his wedding.

Ifeanyichukwu - N500/1, Sandy just dont like him.

Minky - No chance, will not know what to do.

Ahanna......N1,000,000,000/1, Sandy would rather shoot him between the legs than let him come near her..

So place ya bets.....and hold ya slips tights, it could be you

Aso Guys, i give you a virgin girl...... we want a smiling woman in return..

londonfinest
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Posted: 1/17/2007 5:19:00 AM

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RE: LAST GIRL STANDING.......
My money is on you ahanna


ahanna
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Posted: 1/17/2007 5:29:00 AM

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RE: LAST GIRL STANDING.......
lai lai.. u just lost ya money. I dey look for woman to teach me a few tricks, i no wan frigid person who go start screaming b4 my submarine enter choppy waters.

I don taya to teach, I want to be a student........

ebak
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Posted: 1/17/2007 5:45:00 AM

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RE: LAST GIRL STANDING.......
Ahanna, before I place my bet, I would like you to confirm that you have identified only one virgin in asorock.

I have this feeling that there are other girls in the house who have not been deflowered. Wink

londonfinest
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Posted: 1/17/2007 6:20:00 AM

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RE: LAST GIRL STANDING.......
I would have put the Money on Myself, if i was still dating girls.

Now i date Women not girls



iyabo
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Posted: 1/17/2007 6:26:00 AM

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RE: LAST GIRL STANDING.......
roflol i no fit talk..
see as my tea nearly spill for keyboard.
Big Smile Big Smile The mind boggles

sandygurl
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Posted: 1/17/2007 7:24:00 AM

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RE: LAST GIRL STANDING.......
LMAO...ahanna y u gonna put me on blast?

ahanna
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Posted: 1/17/2007 8:44:00 AM

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RE: LAST GIRL STANDING.......
Ebak, other aso virgins, no dey mek too much incase dem no get suitor who go think dem no sabi to do ikwokirikwo..

So see it as a humane service by aso guys to a sista.

But i suspect, the person who go conquer or who go mount Sandy is in for a rude awakening, i.e, they will get more than they bargained for..... dont tell dont tell

ebak
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Posted: 1/17/2007 8:50:00 AM

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RE: LAST GIRL STANDING.......
lol. Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile dont tell

xhuckkx
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Posted: 1/17/2007 9:20:00 AM

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RE: LAST GIRL STANDING.......
my problem go be distance...i for like try cos i never disvirgin before. Sad

iyabo
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Posted: 1/17/2007 10:17:00 AM

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RE: LAST GIRL STANDING.......
Ahanna lol Cool

iyabo
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Posted: 1/17/2007 10:20:00 AM

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RE: LAST GIRL STANDING.......
Chunky makse sure na genuine one b4 you start

xhuckkx
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Posted: 1/17/2007 10:37:00 AM

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RE: LAST GIRL STANDING.......
whalai its gonna be genuine

ebak
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Posted: 1/17/2007 10:40:00 AM

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RE: LAST GIRL STANDING.......
"ikwokirikwo.." Hmmmm, Ahana wey you come learn all these high falutin slangs? Nwokem, you don go nuclear...o
thumbs up

iyabo
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Posted: 1/17/2007 12:00:00 PM

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RE: LAST GIRL STANDING.......
Ebak
na de wooden spoon dey cast spells here.
come see as I dey laugh. My neighbours
go dey wonder wetin dey happen.wetin dey
make dis woman happy so.

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