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sussy4u
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Posted: 3/15/2005 9:55:00 AM

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RE: MEN VS WOMEN*******
MAN:
1) Pull up to machine
2) Wind window down
3) Insert ATM card, enter PIN
4) Retrieve cash
5) Drive away

WOMAN:
1) Pull up to machine
2) Open door (too far away from machine)
3) Search through all of the 112 compartments in handbag for ATM card
4) Do make up, apply lipstick, fix hair
5) Insert Card
6) Remove card
7) Insert card the correct way up
Cool Search for piece of paper with PIN on it
9) Enter PIN
10) Enter correct PIN
11) Retrieve cash, put in bag
12) Drive off
13) Reverse back to machine
14) Retrieve card
15) Drive three miles away
16) Release hand-brake
Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile Big Smile
Na waooo for women oo Cool

sussy4u
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Posted: 3/15/2005 10:16:00 AM

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RE: MEN VS WOMEN*******
A biology teacher wished to demonstrate to his students the harmful effects of alcohol on living organisms. For his experiment, he showed them a beaker with pond water in which there was a thriving civilization of worms. When he added some alcohol into the beaker the worms doubled-up and died.
"Now," he said,” what do you learn from this?"
An eager student gave his answer.
"Well the answer is obvious," he said " if you drink alcohol, you'll never have worms dont tell

sussy4u
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Posted: 3/15/2005 10:22:00 AM

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RE: MEN VS WOMEN*******
Teacher: Cindy, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
Cindy: You told me to do it without using tables!

sussy4u
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Posted: 3/15/2005 10:24:00 AM

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A man walked up to a school and said "can you teach me to reed and write"
The administrator said, "Yes we can, just fill out this form
nerd

sussy4u
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Posted: 3/15/2005 10:33:00 AM

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RE: MEN VS WOMEN*******
Preacher decides to skip Sunday services and go to the golf course to hit a few...
When he gets there, he discovers there isn't anybody else around, and he has the entire course to himself..
But he does have witnesses...Seems God and Jesus are keeping an eye on him, and they don't approve of his church hooky-playing..
"Look at that guy," Jesus says, "He should be in church instead of out there. C'mon, Dad, let me hit him with a lightning bolt or something."
"No," God says, "I've something else in mind for him. Watch what happens when he makes his next shot."
Guy sets up a ball, drives it off the tee-It sails 200 yards and lands squarely in the hole.
"What kind of punishment is that, Dad?!" Jesus yells, "That has to be one of the greatest golf shots in history!!"
"That's right, son, indeed it is....and because he's alone, he can't tell anyone about it."

sussy4u
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Posted: 3/15/2005 10:45:00 AM

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RE: MEN VS WOMEN*******
A fat lady walks into a bar with a pig under her arm. The bartender asks: "where did you get the cow?" the fat lady says "its not a cow its a pig", and the bartender said, " I was talking to the pig" Expressionless Expressionless

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