Train Ride (Funny)
A few days after charismas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with is new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, All of you sons of bitches who wants off, get the h*ll off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause were going down the track
The mother went nut and told her son, well dont use that kind of language in this house, now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When u come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language.
Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resume playing with the train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son says All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you, we thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon. She hears the little boy continue, for those of u just boarding, we ask you to stow all of ur hand luggage under ur seat, remember there is no smoking on the train. We hope u will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today.
As the mother began to smile, the child added, for those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOURS delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen.