A blind man was standing on the corner with his
dog when the dog raised his leg and wet on the
man's trouser leg. The man reached in his pocket
and took out a doggie biscuit. A busybody who had
been watching ran up to him and said, "You
shouldn't do that. He'll never learn anything if
you reward him when he does something like that!".
The blind man retorted, "I'm not rewarding him.
I'm just trying to find his mouth so that I can
kick him in the a$!"