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A BLOND

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There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde
jokes and insults directed at her intelligence.

So, she cut and dyed her hair, got a make-over, got in
her car, and began driving around in the country.

Suddenly, she came to a herd of sheep in the road.
She stopped her car and went over to the shepherd
who was tending to them.

'If I can guess the exact number of sheep here, will
you let me have one?' she asked.

The shepherd, thinking this was a pretty safe bet, agreed.

'You have 171 sheep,' said the blonde in triumph.

Surprised, the shepherd told her to pick out a sheep
of her choice.

She looked around for a while and finally found one
that she really liked.

She picked it up and was petting it when the shepherd
walked over to her and asked, 'if I can guess your real
hair color, will you give me my sheep back?'

The blonde thought it was only fair to let him try.

'You're a blonde!' said the shepherd. 'Now give me back my dog.'




A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, 'If I show
you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?'
The bartender considers it, then agrees. The man reaches
into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat. He reaches into his
other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano. The rat stretches,
cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to play the blues.

After the man finished his drink, he asked the bartender,
'If I show you an even better trick, will you give me free
drinks for the rest of the evening?' The bartender agrees,
thinking that no trick could possibly be better than the first.
The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a tiny rat.
He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny piano.
The rat stretches, cracks his knuckles, and proceeds to
play the blues. The man reaches into another pocket and
pulls out a small bullfrog, who begins to sing along with
the rat's music.

While the man is enjoying his beverages, a stranger
confronts him and offers him $100,000.00 for the bullfrog.
'Sorry,' the man replies, 'he's not for sale.' The stranger
increases the offer to $250,000.00 cash up front. 'No,'
he insists, 'he's not for sale.' The stranger again increases
the offer, this time to $500,000.00 cash. The man finally
agrees, and turns the frog over to the stranger in exchange
for the money.

'Are you insane?' the bartender demanded. 'That frog
could have been worth millions to you, and you let him
go for a mere $500,000!'

'Don't worry about it.' the man answered. 'The frog was
really nothing special. You see, the rat's a ventriloquist.'



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