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Are Politicians Liars

Joke No 1: It happened on a certain day when some politicians went for a dinner party. It was late in the night many went home a certain group decided to stay back since they were using the same bus to return back others who wanted to return that same day they had to wait till tomorrow. On their way back by 4am early hours of the next day on their way they were engaged in an accident.

So some press me came by 7am to confirm what happened at the scene only for them to see a man sweating profusely he was asked were the Politicians were. He then told them that he had buried them all, He was asked if none was alive he then said some were saying they where alive but he did not believe them since politicians always tell lies so he buried them all. The press stood stunned

Joke No 2: A guy was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer,

"Is there a problem, Officer?"

"No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations. What do you think you're going to do with the money?"

The driver thought for a minute and said, "Well, I guess I'll go get that drivers' license." The lady sitting in the passenger seat said to the policeman, "Oh, don't pay attention to him - he's a smart butt when he's drunk and stoned." The guy from the back seat said, "I TOLD you guys we wouldn't get far in a stolen car!"

At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled voice said, "Are we over the border yet?"

Joke No 3: There was this very rich Ibo man in Nnewi who had only
one daughter.
When the daughter was of marriage age, the father sent
news around town
that all the eligible young men should come out on a
particular day to
compete in a test which would determine who was fit to
marry his
daughter. On that set day, all the able-bodied young
men came out.
Some came with paper and biro and others with cutlasses
and swords.
The rich man took them to his swimming pool and
addressed the men: "any
of you who can swim from one end of this swimming pool
to the other would
marry my daughter. In addition, I'll give him 15
million naira, a car
and a house so they can start of life well. I shall be
waiting to meet my
son-in-law at the other side. Good luck!" As the young
men, all very
excited at the prospect of winning, started taking off
their shirts, a
helicopter came over the pool and dropped snakes and
crocodiles into the
pool. Immediately all the men turned back and started
wearing their
shirts again. Dissapointed, some of them said "make de
man go marry im
pikin jo!". All of a sudden, they heard a splash in the
Everybody watched in amazement as one gentleman
struggled his way
across, avoiding the snakes and crocodiles. Finally, he
made it to the
other side as the would-be in-law, panting. The rich
man, could not
believe it. He asked the man to name anything he
wanted. The man was
still panting uncontrollably. Finally, he got himself
together and made
his request saying, " me the pesin wey... push
me inside di
swimming pool"


From Sarah J J =;

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