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Cars Trade Fair

Rated G: For General Nigerian Audience....
A review of Cars in S/Africa


An International Car Trade Fair was being held in JO' Burg South Africa. It attracted people from different nationalities as they all came to witness the introduction of the cars of the new millennium. Various cars were introduced that were jaw dropping. As the fair commenced, and cars unveiled, people were called upon to review the cars and ask pertinent questions. Amongst those present was the British Representative, the German, the American, the Japanese and alas the Nigerian.
As the highlight of the ceremony, the car of the future was unveiled. They asked the 4 earlier mentioned representatives to come and review it.
The proud Briton in his Queens accent asked As a Briton, I need to know how long lasting the car is. As you know I make Rolls Royce and our engines last a lifetime. How durable is this car?
He was answered
The German came in his thick Nazi-like accent, I must know how heavily built this car is. You know we Germans build Volkswagen which is very, very strong and heavily built. How strong is it.?
He was answered
The American came, How comfortable is this car? It has to be really spacious man. I make Lincolns, Fords, and Corvettes. I need maximized comfort. Any dubs?
He was answered
The Japanese also came. How fast and technologically equipped is the car? I need state of the art facilities in my car? Does it come with turbo engines? Does it have the same as the Suzuki 330 and Toyota XP3?
He was answered
The Nigerian not wanting to be left out asked, How much is the tokunbo? You know we Nigerians only buy tokunbo vehicles.

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