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\viewkind4\uc1\pard\sb100\sa100\f0\fs24 Queen Elizabeth, Bill Clinton & Abacha died and all went straight to h*ll. \par
Queen Elizabeth said "I miss England, I want to call England and see how everybody is doing there. \par
She called and talked for about 5 minutes, then she asked "Well devil how much do I owe you for the call? \par
The devil replied, "Five million dollars" \par
She wrote him a cheque and went to sit back on her chair. \par
Bill Clinton was so jealous, he starts screaming, "My turn! I wanna call the United States, I want to see how everybody is doing there too" \par
He called and talked for about 2 minutes, then he asked, "Well,devil how much do I owe you? \par
The devil replied, "Ten million dollars" \par
With a smug look on his face, and feeling more important than the English, he made a cheque and went to sit back on his chair. \par
Abacha was even more jealous & starts screaming, "I want to call Nigeria too, I want to see how everybody is doing there too. I wanna talk to the ministers, the deputy, I wanna talk to everybody"..... \par
He called Nigeria and he talked for about twenty hours, he talked & talked & talked, then he asked, "Well, devil how much do I owe you for my long call? \par
The devil replied "One dollar!". \par
Abacha is stunned & queries the devil. "One dollar??? Only one dollar ke??" \par
The devil replied. "Well, when you make a call from one h*ll to another h*ll, we bill it at a local rate". \par
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