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Gates in Hell

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Bill Gates is fooled by his own creation....


One day Bill Gates dies...
God meets up with him and tells him since he's been so good to the world
with his software and all that, he could choose where he wants to go.

So Bill Gates decides he wants to go to see h*ll first before he chooses.
God leads him to h*ll and Bill Gates is amazed with the beauty of it. It
has a beach with ladies in bikinis running around and alot of good stuff.

Bill Gates says " if this is h*ll lets see heaven! "

So God takes him to heaven and there it is real peaceful and glittery.
Its a calm place with mansions every which way. Then God asks him where
he wants to go.

Bill Gates answers " i want to go to h*ll."

****2 weeks later****

God goes down to see how Bill Gates is doing and he sees Bill Gates
pinned to the wall being struck with a wip.

Bill Gates yells "why did it look so pretty before?!?"

God answers "That was just the screen saver"

jolaleye..


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